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Post Number:#1  PostPosted: 21 Mar 2011 07:46 
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I tried to regester on a geneology site today and one of their random questions for entry was.
"What relation would my mothers sister be to me"?. :scratchhead:
I put :Aunty:, NO Wrong :scratchhead:
I put :Auntie:, NO wrong :scratchhead:
I put :None: its your sister, No Wrong :scratchhead:
Am i going loopie or is it a trick question???????????????



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Post Number:#2  PostPosted: 21 Mar 2011 08:43 
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Tried that one as well. Maybe they just dont like Kiwi's



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Maybe a "a blood Relation". Now you can see why I do not go in for this sh**. Have always thought that this sort of thing is always done from the wrong information. To reduce the percentages of getting it wrong the only way to find out your genetic heritage is to trace your parentage through mothers. Lets face it after all these years, who can put their hand on their heart and say that all the women in their past did not have a bit of fun on the side. We only have our mothers word as to who our father is. Maybe in a Kiwi's answer to the question it should be "ewe"



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Ewe! Ewe! Ewe! Baaa! Baaaa! Baaaa! O, O, O, For, for, Forgot it th_lmao1-vi.gif th_lmao1-vi.gif
Finally got into that site, it was Aunt with a capital A



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Good for you Geoff and now have you found yourself. How would you feel to find out that you are a decendant from the house of councils. Or will we need to start calling you Sir Geoff in future.



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I think a plain SIR! would be enough Les, though i dont think that will happen, our family were not that clos th_lmao1-vi.gif ly in bred



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Hope you do not mind this Geoff but I am going to high jack this post by showing how bloody thick I am (you do not have to agree so quick). I have often remarked to the sheriff that the moon of a night seems to be getting shifted every now and then. Well each night I go out and howl at it and have to look at it from the left hand corner of back yard and last night it was nearly on the right hand corner. I am postive that this is not normal for the same time each night. I have always had the theory that the world is in constant movement and that is why all the disasters are happening what with the shifting of the plates and of course the ice caps are going to reduce but not through global warming but from the natural tilting of the earth and that another ice cap will form somewhere else (probably in Wales). Lets face it the world would only have to move a fraction of a degree to make a vast difference to the location of the moon but then tonight it will probably be where it has always been. It is no bloody good being this thick if I do not show it. You can all stop laughing now.



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I assume you are drinking that pee water that you Ozzies call wine, might i suggest that you only have one bottle instead of two. that might but only might settle down the moons orbits for you.
And dont do as our possums over here do, they sit in the middle of the road of a night time.Then one says to the other ." Heyo look there are two moons coming towards us", splat!



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